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Bwahahah!

W0W, ELYTENESS, 1 M JUST 0VERWHELMED BY THE T0TAL ELYTENE$$ 0F 1T ALL.
N-E-WAY, 1 HAVE COME AS A SAVIOR TO YOU.  *I* AM THE BRIGHT WHITE KNIGHT THAT
WILL CAST DOWN BIG DADDY, TV, POWER COMPUTER AND FREE HUMANITY FROM THE BONDS
THAT HOLD IT TO THESE MANIPULATIVE FASCIST FORCES THAT EXIST BOTH WITHIN THE
MIND AND WITHIN THE HEART.

I AM NOT THE LEX LUTHOR ON HBO
I AM NOT THE LEX LUTHOR ON T-SHIRTS

I AM YOUR GUIDE INTO *ELITENESS*.  AS MOSES LED *YOUR* AND *JOHN MARKOFF AND
KATIE HAFNER'S* 4FATHERS OUT OF EGYPT IN2 THE PROMISED LAND OR AS GANDALF LEAD
MIDDLE-EARTH OUT OF THE HANDS OF EVIL SAURON (4 U WHO MAY NOT HAVE BEEN
EDUCATED IN YOUR HERITAGE BUT RATHER IN THE THEN CURRENT HIP CULTURAL
ELITENESS), *I* SHALL MYSELF VANQUISH THESE EVIL MENACES TO EARTH, AND THE
GALAXY AND UNIVERSE AT LARGE.  THE BRIGHT SHINING WHITE OF MY ELITENESS IS FAR
MORE POWERFUL THEN THE "KNOCK DOWN THOSE WHO THINK WHO THINK THEY KNOW
EVERYTHING MENTALITY" OF MOD.  NO, MY ELITENESS IS SO ELITE THAT EVEN I MYSELF
ALMOST BECOME FRIGHTENED OF IT, AS IF MY BODY WAS SIMPLY A VESSEL OF MY
ELITENESS THAT COULD EASILY BE DISPOSED OF BY THE SAID-ELITE AT ANY GIVEN
MOMENT.

YES, THE LAME MAY FEEL THE EVER-ENCROACHING FEAR OF BIG DADDY, TV AND THE POWER
COMPUTER COMING DOWN UPON THEIR L0ZER HEADS BUT YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE EVEN
GR8ER FEARZZZ OF THE *TRUE* ELITE, WHOSE ELITENESS IS SUCH A POWERFUL FORCE
THAT THEY ARE BARELY IN CONTROL OF THEIR OWN MINDZZZ AND/OR BODIEZZZ.  AT LEAST
YOU CAN FIGHT POWER, AS I SEE THAT FOR THE GOOD OF THE WOLRD I MUST SACRIFISE
MYSELF SO THE UNENLIGHTENED SHEEP OF THE WORLD CAN GO ABOUT LIVING THEIR
PEACEFUL LIVES.

I COULD HAVE BEEN A GR8 MAN!  YET, INSTEAD I CH0ZE 2 HUMILY GIVE IT ALL UP.
SOMETIMES I ASK, "ELI, ELI, LEMMA SABANCHINTICITI !?!@?#?!@?#?@!?#?!#!@?!?@"
(FOR NON-Y1DD1SH SCH0LARZZZ THAT MEANZ "MY GOD, MY GOD, WHY HAVE YOU 4SAKEN
ME!!@?#?!@?@?!?#@!?@?!"  BUT I AM NOT MEANING 2 IMPLY ANY STUD MUFFINZ BY THIS,
& NO NOT YOU, YOU EGOTISTYCALSWIN3ZZZ)

BUT I HAVE TANGENTIALLY BEGUN BURDENING YOU WITH MY 0WN DARK PHATE.  I HAVE
C0ME 2 WARN U OF A DISTURBANCE IN THE PH0RCE.  I PHEEL U WILL BE CONTACTED
SHORTLY BY ELYT3 P0WERZ U MAY NOT COMPREHEND!!  BE ALERTIEZ!!!!
U HAF BEEN WARNED!

L0rd D!g1tal
KooL-RaD ALLIANCE!