Following John Wiseman's lead, I'm posting witty snippets from comp.lang.lisp in lieu of "real content", if only because it's what I'm reading right now.

Amusing words from Vlad S. about increasing Common Lisp popularity:

That, or we can plaster RPG's headshot on a t-shirt, with the cool ALU logo, and the caption "You are an idiot", or maybe "Strong typing is for weak minds" (this one he actually said - http://groups.yahoo.com/group/feyerabend-project/message/252), and go to a Java convention. He's pretty old and has a decent-size beard =]. (No offense to Mr. Gabriel intended - I deeply admire and respect him, and share many of his views on Lisp vs. other languages)

"The first rule of the ALU is you do not talk about the ALU"